Blissport

Luggage. Your old roommate’s army duffel bag isn’t going to cut it as luggage. Your best bet is going to Luggage.com for price and selection. Make sure it has wheels and looks stylish, she considers it part of her wardrobe when walking through the airport. Just between us, matching luggage is the first sign you have given up your freedom – but you will be rewarded for it that night.

Grooming. They weren’t kidding when they said you share 98% of your DNA with a monkey. You stink bad. The fellas at GroomingLounge.com made this whole topic easy. So go over there and spend $250 on some stuff to make you less hairy and smelly.

Sunglasses. Unless you planned a stupid honeymoon – it will be sunny where you are heading. New sunglasses are in order. Earn some late night sex favors with matching custom sunglasses from Oakley. You can get custom “etching” right on the lens. Put your wedding date, pet name, etc on there and soak up the love. At Oakley Custom.

Flowers.  Give her surprises and she will give you some back (the sexy kind). Send flowers the week before the wedding to melt her stress. The good folks at ProFlowers hooked us up with some custom Blissport offers.

Undies. For her, not you. Idiot. If you haven’t already figured it out, read her exact size top and bottom while she isn’t wearing it. You've done unspeakable things to the magazine, now actaully buy something from it at VictoriasSecret.com.  We recommend getting 3 outfits for the honeymoon. One won’t fit right, one will get torn in some late night craze and one might make it home.

More Jewelry. If you haven’t spent all your coin on the engagement and wedding ring, pick up a nice bracelet or necklace at bluenile.com. They have the best value in town, killer service and convienence. Don’t worry about buying online, they are 100% trustworthy (we have actually been in their offices).

Sex Toys. Don’t be a loser. She is afraid to ask and you know you want it. Go to babeland.com and buy a honeymoon surprise. Look at all their press clippings in mainstream media. Everyone except you is already doing it.